Ah, Valentine's Day; Bertha and Barista's favourite holiday, as it gives them yet another opportunity to express their undying love for each other. No matter how small a present he gives her, she cherishes it, as she knows that it is a symbol of their eternal romance.
On this day they remember how they first met; Bertha was living on her home planet, completely alone, and quite lonely. But then one day Barista stopped by the planet to sell some coffee and tea. Bertha was surprised by the sudden visitor, and displayed her middle finger to him. However, this was not meant as an offensive gesture. The contracted fingers and the fist symbolized her planet which Bertha, symbolized by the middle finger, stood on all alone. Barista recognized this, and offered her some warm beverages and a conversation. Her heart warmed by both the beverages and Barista's kindness, Bertha soon began to fall in love with this mysterious, oddly-shaped man. Barista likewise found himself quite charmed by Bertha, and he decided to live with her on her home planet so that she wouldn't have to be alone anymore.
Ever since that day, Bertha and Barista have worked together to make delicious beverages and scrumptious morsels, travelling and selling them all across the galaxy.
May we all aspire to have a relationship as deep, loving, and meaningful as Bertha and Barista's.